Episode Transcript
[00:00:04] Speaker A: Welcome to Effective immediately. I'm DJ Head.
[00:00:06] Speaker B: Hey, y' all. It's your favorite homegirl, ginaviews.
[00:00:09] Speaker A: Yes. Welcome to another week. Thank you to everybody that's subscribing to the show. Make sure you comment and like, and all those good things to help with our algorithm, because we would greatly appreciate it. We are on our way to 30,000. We are rapidly approaching 30,000. And mind you, we only. We're still less than a year old. We're not even a year old.
[00:00:25] Speaker B: We still haven't made our.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: You know how when kids be like, oh, he's six months, he's eight months. When do you stop counting months?
[00:00:32] Speaker B: Well.
[00:00:32] Speaker A: Cause I heard somebody tell me that somebody was 24 months.
[00:00:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:35] Speaker A: So I was like, Bro, that's two years old.
[00:00:38] Speaker B: I'm like a star auntie.
So I'm always in the baby department, buying clothes and stuff, and it actually goes up to 24 months.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: Really?
[00:00:49] Speaker B: So I don't think that they've. People stopped saying it. I don't think Dave stopped saying it because I guess. Who's in charge of that, though?
[00:00:57] Speaker A: Just people. It's just people. Because I thought it was 18 months. Because at 24 months, you two years old.
[00:01:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: So I can give you the eight. Like, one and a half. You would say, oh, Gina's one and a half years old.
But when people say he's 22 months, like, nah, bro, that's out. We ain't doing that.
[00:01:15] Speaker B: I don't like stuff like that. And you know what else I don't like? I don't like when I ask somebody how far something is, and they be like, oh, it's two miles up the road.
[00:01:23] Speaker A: Well, that's. That.
[00:01:24] Speaker B: I don't like that.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: That's a unit of measure, though.
[00:01:26] Speaker B: Yeah. And that's a measurement of months.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: I get what you saying, but.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: No, but do you think in miles.
[00:01:36] Speaker A: Depending on what I'm doing. Yeah. Like, I'll be on my bike. Yeah.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: Okay. That's different because you got your bike and you got your watch.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Yeah, but in the car, it's the same thing.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: No, if I say, hey, come get me. You say, where you at? How far are you? And I say, oh, I'm about three miles away.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: Well, that's me trying to get to you. So that's navigation. So I would need a cross street or address.
But if somebody says, where's Marathon Burger from Sirius xm? I would say, it's like three miles away.
[00:02:02] Speaker B: I would cuss you out.
[00:02:03] Speaker A: You would?
[00:02:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:04] Speaker A: As opposed to saying, what Is five minutes away.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: So you want minutes?
[00:02:08] Speaker B: I want minutes. Cause I wanna know how long am I gonna be en route on foot or in the car?
[00:02:13] Speaker A: Well, the reason why I think people do that is because the minutes are gonna change depending on traffic and travel and all that.
[00:02:19] Speaker B: I think though, when you ask somebody, how long is it gonna take to get somewhere?
I don't know if everybody's like this, but in my mind I'm thinking about it without traffic, like that's just the shit.
[00:02:32] Speaker A: Not out here.
[00:02:33] Speaker B: Because look, if you ask me like, oh, Gina, how long is it gonna take you to get from the station to from home, you know, to the station? I'm gonna tell you 40 minutes. Okay, 40 minutes is without traffic.
[00:02:45] Speaker A: It's without traffic.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: Now with traffic is an hour 30.
Facts from where we at, Facts, you know, so. But you're not gonna just say, oh, it's gonna take me an hour 30. Yeah, it depends. Like you said though, it do depend on the traffic.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: Yeah. So I would be like, oh, I live. Well, yeah, I wouldn't say I live in miles, but if I'm telling you where something is at, I could see people using miles. Anyway, the point is, the question I'm trying to figure out is when do you stop counting months? I say 18 months, you say 24.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: No, no, no, I didn't say that.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: You said that's when the stores.
[00:03:14] Speaker B: That's what the stores say.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: What do you say?
[00:03:16] Speaker B: 12.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: So at 12 you won.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: I'm one. Yeah, I don't. If I ask somebody, okay, I'm about to get too deep into it. But you can't say how many quarters you need for $2.
Nevermind. I was about to say something that don't make sense. I was gonna say something that don't make sense.
Are you gonna ask for $100 or 100 ones?
[00:03:40] Speaker A: I don't know.
I don't know what you asking.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: Okay, look, I don't like. I don't like when people talk in long form.
What's the math term? It's the math term. It's extended form. Yes, extended form. I like short form.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why you don't like my words.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: Cause you stupid though.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:03:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't.
[00:04:00] Speaker A: That was crazy.
[00:04:00] Speaker B: Them words confuse me, okay?
[00:04:02] Speaker A: Like, I just think that we should stop at 18 months. You say 12 months, you're 1 years old, let us know what you think.
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Wait, but how old is 18 months?
[00:04:12] Speaker A: A year and a half.
[00:04:13] Speaker B: See, that's stupid.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: Cause it's 12 plus 6.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: Just say he a year and a half years old.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: One year, actually.
18 months, technically.
[00:04:25] Speaker B: Fuck you.
[00:04:26] Speaker A: Fuck what you talking about?
I just said three syllables.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. See, you thinking in syllables. I'm just thinking in description.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: The description is longer.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: No, no, no, no.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: A year and a half.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: No, no, no.
[00:04:43] Speaker A: 18 months.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: Your birthday's in January. Yes, we're in June, so we're halfway towards your next birthday. You not out here telling niggas I'm 41 and a half. No, I'm just 41. So that little nigga one years old until he two. Until he two.
Hey, that's what I'm saying.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: I get. Okay, okay. All right. Yeah, we can fuck with that.
Yeah, you one. Until you two. No shit.
[00:05:11] Speaker B: Yeah, fuck you.
[00:05:13] Speaker A: Duh.
[00:05:14] Speaker B: I'm be telling who he's 18 months.
But we don't have kids.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: Facts.
[00:05:19] Speaker B: So I would like a parent to explain. Why do people speak in months when it's about children?
[00:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah.
Interestingly enough, I did see somebody go viral. I don't know if it's real or not, because you never know what's real no more. But it was this lady breastfeeding on the airplane. And the kid.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: That shit is real.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: And the kid was like. The kid had teeth.
[00:05:40] Speaker B: Nibbling on a titty is crazy, bro. Bro.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: If you got. If you could chew food, nigga, get off the titty.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: But why is the camera that close up that they can see the teeth?
[00:05:52] Speaker A: No.
If the kid is sucking on the titty and then look up and smile with teeth.
[00:05:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Too old to be on the titty.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: That nigga is sized two and you.
[00:06:01] Speaker A: That's incest.
Anyway.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: Oh, you done turned it.
[00:06:05] Speaker A: All right.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: We had a conversation last show.
[00:06:08] Speaker A: Oh, shit.
[00:06:09] Speaker B: Or the show before last. About Jagged Edge.
[00:06:12] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: Bow wow collapse.
[00:06:15] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:15] Speaker B: And our back and forth was, if Jagged Edge and Bow Wow are part of 106 and park, what song do they perform?
[00:06:22] Speaker A: Yep. My Baby Or.
[00:06:24] Speaker B: Or Puppy Love.
We just had Jagged Edge in the building, y' all.
[00:06:29] Speaker A: She couldn't wait to tell him.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: She couldn't wait until they said I was right.
[00:06:35] Speaker A: Bro, they gotta wait and see the episode.
Jagged Edge said that. Them folks.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: Oh, that shit already all over my Instagram already.
[00:06:43] Speaker A: Oh, okay.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: Yeah, they was here. They was here.
[00:06:47] Speaker A: Anything interesting other than that happened this week for you?
[00:06:49] Speaker B: No, I stayed low this week. I'm just now getting my voice back all the way.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: How'd you lose your voice?
[00:06:56] Speaker B: I fell asleep in my living room. And for some reason, when I fall asleep in my Living room every time I wake up sick. So I don't know if my window is, like, cracked or something.
I don't know if my.
I don't know.
[00:07:09] Speaker A: What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:07:10] Speaker B: I don't know.
I really don't know. I don't know.
[00:07:13] Speaker A: The climate is different in your living room?
[00:07:15] Speaker B: No, I. Okay, so are you able to sleep with windows open?
[00:07:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:19] Speaker B: Okay, so when I sleep with a window open sick, I get sick? Yeah.
[00:07:23] Speaker A: So you don't know if a window's open in your living room?
[00:07:25] Speaker B: I believe my window is closed, and I believe that my doors. I have a patio door and a front door, but I don't know if they're properly sealed.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you gotta call maintenance.
[00:07:36] Speaker B: But how am I gonna explain that? Cause all they.
[00:07:38] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell them that the shit ain't properly sealed.
[00:07:40] Speaker B: But every. But so the way that the, you know, you here when it closes, and then it has a lock and everything on it, so it does lock. But I don't even know how to.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: Like, tell them that the air. Tell them that the window is whistling at night. Yeah. And then they gotta come look at the seal.
[00:07:54] Speaker B: So do I wait for the winter to come or do I do it during the summer?
[00:07:59] Speaker A: You got sick now, fool.
[00:08:00] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
Is that a lawsuit?
[00:08:03] Speaker A: No.
[00:08:04] Speaker B: You know, I.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: You didn't get no. You ain't got no crazy medical bills from.
[00:08:07] Speaker B: No. I love that lawsuit.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. No, they on stream.
We did do something really dope. We was out at the Marathon Burger.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: Shout out to the Marathon Burger.
[00:08:18] Speaker A: Shout out to Roddy, Rich and Jalen's Lemonade for having us out there. Really dope. Family affair.
Go look at the Instagram account. Jalen's Lemonade. We both. I think we follow the account so you can find it through our page.
Roddy's little cousin who passed away, like, I think, 11 years ago, a family recipe, his grandma's recipe.
As far as, like, being a family business or whatnot, they did collaboration with Marathon Burger. It was super dope. Was it 800?
[00:08:46] Speaker B: Yeah, 800 meals.
[00:08:48] Speaker A: They gave away 800 meals from 11am.
[00:08:52] Speaker B: To 3pm when we pulled up, the line was wrapped around the corner.
[00:08:55] Speaker A: The line was around the corner. Like, not the first corner where Marathon is the other corner down the block. And people was coming in there getting that issue. And shout out to Adam and the whole team who always make sure I get my vegan burger. Thank you very much.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: Yes. They really always look out for us.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: Every time. Yeah, every time.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: Roddy's Family. Oh, go ahead.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: Yeah. And I was gonna say, Roddy's family is really very, very welcoming given the circumstances.
[00:09:20] Speaker B: Somebody is knee deep in that lemonade. Like that lemonade. That lemonade.
I wanna mix that lemonade with a little shot. Like, I wanna put a little shot.
[00:09:30] Speaker A: Like tequila or like. Yeah, you want some tequila in the lemonade.
[00:09:34] Speaker B: I know that motherfucker be that niggas.
[00:09:36] Speaker A: Always trying to spike some shit, ain't they?
[00:09:38] Speaker B: Yeah, little margarita. Nothing too crazy, but no, the lemonade was really, really good. Everybody came out for a good cause. YG showed up.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: Shout out to yg. Yg, you brought your nieces with you?
[00:09:48] Speaker B: Yes, I brought the girls. Those are Desiree's twins.
I literally had just hit. I got a group chat with them. So I hit the group chat like, y' all like Roddy? And they like, yep. So I'm picking y' all up tomorrow. So they thought we was going to a concert.
[00:10:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they was molded.
[00:10:05] Speaker B: Nah, y' all getting up close and personal.
[00:10:07] Speaker A: They got they pictures and shit. Yeah, yeah, that was dope. Also, man, the people went crazy. Cause Roddy don't really pop out a lot.
And so because Roddy don't pop out a lot, like, when he was outside, them people were losing their minds.
[00:10:23] Speaker B: I liked seeing. Remember when he came out of the other side, the backside, and then all those fans were standing up screaming, screaming for him? Yeah, that was really cool.
[00:10:33] Speaker A: Also, we got to talk to him a little bit. You know, Roddy don't really do a lot of interviews and conversations and whatnot, so I thought that was dope. But, yeah, go get you a marathon burger if you happen to be in the city. Tap in with the friends and family over there. Also, congratulations to Sam and the whole team for opening location number two.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: Yeah, how I missed that. I was sick. How was that?
[00:10:54] Speaker A: Venice Beach? It was amazing. Lauren London, like, literally stopped me to tell me how much she loves Gina views. And I'm like, And what's crazy is, like, everywhere I go now, it's like, where's Gina, nigga? Gina not here. I'm here. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? Like, gina at the house. I'm here. Yeah, but we love Gina, ok?
You know what I'm saying? But yeah, Lauryn was like, tell Gina I love her.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: And I was like, okay, you wanna know what's crazy?
So the group chat, one of my friends, group chats, they had hit me and was like, gina, have you talked to Head yet?
Head was talking to Lauryn London, and I heard her telling him how much she love you in real life. So then the next day at Marathon, the Merose location, Nikki the photographer. Yeah, she was like, did Head tell you what Lauryn said?
[00:11:56] Speaker A: For real? Yes, that's what I'm saying. Like, now I'm just Gina Homegirl.
[00:12:02] Speaker B: It's your favorite homeboy.
[00:12:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
Oh, that's D.J. that's Gina Homegirl.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
[00:12:09] Speaker B: That's crazy though. Like, obviously you know me with black women, like, you know how I feel. But Nunu, yeah, Nunu has been a mood board of mine for so long.
I didn't even know for the long, like, when ATL came out, I didn't know that she was a LA girl.
[00:12:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I think a lot of people didn't know that.
[00:12:28] Speaker B: Well, I always thought that she did so good on there. I thought, you know, thought she was from la. Boy, when I found out she was from LA and she got that whole LA swag and, you know, her and nit being together, like, that was just so, like. Oh, that was just so, like, that was just cool. Y' all don't know don't bring no more surprises.
[00:12:43] Speaker A: Nah, ain't no more surprises. All right, we done. We done with the surprises.
[00:12:48] Speaker B: He done got gang banged on.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Nah, that's the homie.
[00:12:51] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay.
[00:12:53] Speaker A: But yeah, so I love her.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Shout out to Lauren London. Thank you. Can't wait to meet you.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: Shout out to Lauren, man.
Do you have something, anything to offer to either condolences to the New York Knicks or. Or.
[00:13:05] Speaker B: Okay, so I did before you brought in that big ass surprise, so I was ready to talk shit, but now I'm just like, on some, like, positive, positive spiritual, Zen. Zen, yeah. Like, you know, my shoes off. Oh, yeah, my shoes is off in here. Like, so I'm gonna send my condolences.
You know, y' all fought a long fight, New York. You know, y' all thought y' all was doing y' all big one. But where's little Joey now?
He needed to be dissing the New York Knicks.
Joey, Joey better than me.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: That would have got him fired up to win.
[00:13:45] Speaker B: You know, they did the anthem. They did the Knicks anthem.
[00:13:47] Speaker A: That's the rhymes. Yeah.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Papoose Swizz beats Joey Badass. Nims, Nims, Mims, Nims, Nims, Nims, Nims Nems. Yeah. Hey, yo, yeah, yeah. Bing bong, bing bong.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Shout out to my dude.
[00:14:02] Speaker B: Nims Joey need to talk to the Knicks. Joey needs to not worry about Kendrick Az Tyke Rayvon.
Reason tde TD East. We need to worry about the Knicks.
[00:14:18] Speaker A: Yeah, go diss.
[00:14:19] Speaker B: Go out of Knicks.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Go diss somebody in that locker room. Get him fired up.
[00:14:22] Speaker B: He better than me. I would have whole team, whole roster chewing through shit. Chewing through shit. Go shoot through the Knicks. Nah. Shout out to Joey. I love Joey. I love Joey.
[00:14:32] Speaker A: Shout out to Joey.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: I'm sure that nigga funny. Like all of us. He know it's all jokes. You know, we just joking.
[00:14:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Nah, shout out to.
[00:14:40] Speaker B: But he need to go get his lick back.
[00:14:41] Speaker A: All of my New York friends, real quiet.
[00:14:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Timeline. So quiet.
Twitter, so quiet.
[00:14:49] Speaker A: Yeah. All my New York friends was popping all that big woo shit. This Knicks they wearing. I ain't never seen niggas wear that much orange and blue.
[00:14:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: Unless they from la.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: Mm.
[00:14:58] Speaker A: I ain't never.
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Unless they from Hoover.
[00:15:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I seen n. I ain't never in my life wear orange and blue. And I'm like, bro, when did you become a Knicks fan?
[00:15:07] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Now everybody quiet.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: They thought they was gonna get two W's.
[00:15:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: They thought they was gonna win that series, go to the championship. Win the championship and diss the city. No. Fuck y' all. And that's why Rayvon said y' all need to go get Ice Spice.
[00:15:22] Speaker A: Hey, you know what, though? God don't play about us.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: Wait, so do you. You think that God made them lose for us?
[00:15:28] Speaker A: No, I'm just.
[00:15:29] Speaker B: Nigga, you just said God don't play about us in response to the Knicks losing.
[00:15:32] Speaker A: Not in response. I was having a separate thought.
[00:15:35] Speaker B: Okay, but what triggered that thought?
[00:15:37] Speaker A: Just in general. Life.
[00:15:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:39] Speaker A: You know, God is good all the time.
[00:15:41] Speaker B: God made the Knicks lose.
[00:15:43] Speaker A: I didn't say that.
[00:15:43] Speaker B: You know what they saying, though?
[00:15:45] Speaker A: What they saying?
[00:15:45] Speaker B: They saying that Joe Budden the reason. Why? Cause he's the curse. He keep going to the game.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: Oh, shit.
[00:15:52] Speaker B: That's what they saying.
[00:15:54] Speaker A: Joe Budden is the reason they lost.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:57] Speaker A: It's. No way.
Damn. You know what?
I don't have nothing to compare it to. Cause they don't really win.
[00:16:04] Speaker B: Who?
[00:16:04] Speaker A: The Knicks?
No, I'm just saying, like, I don't. I don't have a reference point.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Also, they're not a good team.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: Anyway.
No comment.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: You know. Oh, okay. I didn't know that.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: They ain't been in this position since the 70s.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: If I knew that, I wouldn't even pause. I wouldn't even have trolled y' all like that. I promise, I Did not know that. I didn't know.
[00:16:26] Speaker A: They haven't been in this literal position to be set up for a championship since the 70s.
[00:16:32] Speaker B: The 70s?
[00:16:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Before we went.
[00:16:34] Speaker B: That's like 60 years ago.
[00:16:35] Speaker A: I'm aware.
I'm aware. Anyway, this is not Prayers Up. This is not espn.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: Prayers Up, New York. God damn it.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: I am not Stephen A. Smith. And she is not the girl from. What's the lady from.
[00:16:48] Speaker B: I don't even watch basketball.
Hey, I don't know nothing. As far as the niggas, I thought.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: Which basketball do you notice the most?
[00:16:57] Speaker B: Austin Rivers.
[00:16:58] Speaker A: You quick on that.
[00:16:59] Speaker B: Austin Rivers. Dame Lillard. Yeah, Iman.
Well, I worked at Staples center also.
[00:17:06] Speaker A: Yeah, but that ain't got nothing to do with this.
[00:17:07] Speaker B: You noticed them just because Stephon Curry, Stephen, I remember that game when he surprised everybody. When he, like, first got it cracking. It was just threes, threes, threes, threes.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: It was every game.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: No, no, no. This was, like 10 years ago. Like, this was so long ago. I had a boyfriend.
[00:17:24] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:17:25] Speaker B: Yeah. You feel me?
[00:17:26] Speaker A: That was when the dinosaurs was.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. That was bc.
[00:17:29] Speaker A: Before Christ.
I have a question to ask you. Okay, so it's gonna get a little dark, I guess, but I have a theory that I talked to my mom about.
And, like, people spend all this money on funerals.
I found out. And I don't know how true this is. I'm gonna do more research on it, but based on the limited research I've done, if someone passes and you're the next of kin, and you don't go claim the body, then you don't have to pay for the funeral. Like, you don't have to, like. So let's just hear me out. So a funeral, let's say, cost $10,000, right?
You get the burial plot, you go through the ceremony, all of the Things. It costs $10,000. If you don't have life insurance or burial, I mean, or funeral coverage or whatever in your insurance, you gotta pay for that out of pocket. Which is why so many people do car washes and fundraisers and gofundmes, et cetera. Because you ought to pay for that.
Based on my limited research, you don't really have to claim. I mean, if you don't go to claim or identify the body, they just cremate the body anyway.
[00:18:33] Speaker B: Just off gp.
[00:18:33] Speaker A: Just on gp. Cause they gotta do something with it. So my theory is, if somebody pass, just don't pull up and you ain't gotta pay nothing.
[00:18:43] Speaker B: Okay, but do you Wanna have a service?
[00:18:46] Speaker A: We can have a service just at the house. Like if I know. If y' all know that I'd use me just so it ain't bad. If I go and I got life insurance and I get $10,000 for my life insurance. Don't use that on no funeral or no plot. Go get you some property. You know what I'm saying? I'm gone, okay? I'm gone already.
So don't use the $10,000 you gonna give from the insurance to bury me and do all of this. Just have a little get together at the house. My mom gonna probably make some spaghetti or whoever makes some food or whatever, y' all throw a party, just celebrate. Me and everybody go back, go move on with they day. But you saved 10 bands.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: Okay, so what about just paying for the cremation and using the remaining?
[00:19:31] Speaker A: I think the cremation cost between 3 and 5, 3 and $8,000.
But that's when they give you the remains, right? So you have the urn or whatever you want to be in and you have the ashes and stuff like that.
I think based on my limited research, again, that's between three and $8,000.
Or you don't go get the remains and they just cremate you anyway and just do away with the ashes.
So I'm thinking like, shit, just don't pull up.
[00:19:58] Speaker B: Yeah, well, DJ head, my brother, you make a very, very good argument, okay? So I think that that should be how your funeral is handled.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:20:07] Speaker B: That should be when you die.
But I don't need you convincing little sis this what we doing with moms, whether she know it or not.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: I already had the conversation with my mom.
[00:20:23] Speaker B: You making a decision for her?
[00:20:25] Speaker A: I already told my mom. What's she gonna do? She not here.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: What'd she say?
[00:20:29] Speaker A: She said we already talked about, was.
[00:20:31] Speaker B: It yes or no?
[00:20:32] Speaker A: It wasn't a yes or no. She said kinda what you said. She's like, I see where you coming from.
But she said, here's what I would like.
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Cremation or a funeral?
[00:20:42] Speaker A: Cremation.
[00:20:43] Speaker B: She. So she does want cremation.
[00:20:44] Speaker A: So I'm thinking just one step further, just what is that? You just tuck the.
[00:20:49] Speaker B: What? Nigga, you not selling drugs.
[00:20:51] Speaker A: What is just like, you know, just, hey, hey, mom's gonna get cremated one way or another whether I pull up or not.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: Okay? Okay. Did she have a request on where she would like her remains to be that she wanted in the house with you or.
[00:21:05] Speaker A: Nah, hell, I'm not doing that. I don't care what she want. I don't do. We ain't doing none of that. I don't want the pendant with the ashes. I don't want none of that shit.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: Oh, it's just a little dust.
[00:21:14] Speaker A: I'm good.
I don't need it.
[00:21:16] Speaker B: You will take it into the, like, ocean, wherever.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: Take it to Santa Monica Pier.
[00:21:21] Speaker B: Okay. All right. This did get really dark.
[00:21:24] Speaker A: I'm just saying. Yeah.
[00:21:29] Speaker B: Okay, so what's the question?
[00:21:32] Speaker A: Is that crazy?
[00:21:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: Okay, fine.
[00:21:35] Speaker B: It is crazy. But it's crazy for you to make the decision for somebody else. It's not crazy for that to be your wishes. Like, you literally just said, like, if it costs $10 to bury me, don't do that. Go buy some property. You already one of them type of people that. You're very resourceful and you make. You're one of the people in my life that make better decisions than, like, I call you all the time, like, can you simplify this or make this make sense? You know? So that makes sense for you.
[00:22:04] Speaker A: What would. You don't want that?
[00:22:05] Speaker B: No, I want my funeral to be cracking.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:22:08] Speaker B: Cracking. I want.
[00:22:09] Speaker A: So you want the whole 10,000 spent?
[00:22:11] Speaker B: I want. Y' all need to go over budget for mine.
[00:22:14] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: It's just one day, so.
[00:22:17] Speaker B: So is a wedding.
[00:22:19] Speaker A: I don't believe in spending for that either.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: See, see, that's the other thing. You just a different type of. You wire differently.
Like, I need my shit to be.
[00:22:28] Speaker A: Like, yeah, I'm not spending no money on no proms or none of that.
[00:22:32] Speaker B: I know I can't get Staples center, but if I could get the El Rey Peacock, Microsoft nigga, I take the Novo.
[00:22:43] Speaker A: You want niggas to have a concert at the Novo for you?
[00:22:45] Speaker B: Not necessarily a concert. I just want it to be a big venue or a big church.
[00:22:50] Speaker A: Do what, though? What we supposed to be doing?
[00:22:52] Speaker B: It's gonna be cracking. It's gonna be a slideshow. It's gonna be hella videos of me. It's so much stuff to come.
[00:22:57] Speaker A: You standing on chairs.
[00:22:58] Speaker B: Yeah. People gonna be giving. You know, Like, I want it to be a real. Like, not necessarily.
Let's stop talking about this. Cause I already get high and be wondering where people go in the afterlife. Every time I get high, I think about death. Like, I literally be like, am I gonna come back as a Yorkie?
What afterlife?
[00:23:17] Speaker A: Why would the fuck would you come back reincarnated? Why would you come back as a Yorkie? That's, like, the worst thing you could come back as okay, what would you.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: Want their comeback as?
[00:23:24] Speaker A: Anything than a yorkie.
[00:23:26] Speaker B: But what you gotta think if you come back as an animal. The best animal to come back as is a dog, a cute dog. Because they're very beloved and families.
You see Roland, you know, Roland's a problem.
[00:23:38] Speaker A: They live 10 years.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: No, they live 15.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: I'm cool, bro. I'll come back as a crocodile. Them n s live forever.
[00:23:45] Speaker B: You're gonna come back again.
[00:23:47] Speaker A: Oh, just keep coming back.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: You just gonna keep.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: Oh, if I got unlimited continues, then.
[00:23:51] Speaker B: That'S what I'm saying. I get high and think about the.
That's what I. It's not a trial.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: Yeah, if I got unlimited contingency.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: You just keep coming back.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: I'm pulling up as all kind of shit.
[00:24:01] Speaker B: Look, I was high as a motherfucker. One day gummies hit. It hit me. It hit me hard. It was just like, slapped me and I was like, one day the light's gonna go out for good.
Where am I gonna be when the lights go out?
[00:24:16] Speaker A: I think I wanna be like a bird or something. I could just.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: You don't wanna be a bird.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: You don't wanna be a bird, like.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: A big bird or like an eagle.
[00:24:23] Speaker B: Birds get shot. They fight over bread.
[00:24:28] Speaker A: So you just wanna be pampered and taken care of.
[00:24:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:33] Speaker A: So that's why you wanna come back as a yorkie.
[00:24:35] Speaker B: Yeah, a chicken.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: But what if you run into a big ass dog?
[00:24:38] Speaker B: No, Yorkies are princess and prince treatment. Like, they cost a lot.
The sales price for a yorkie is.
[00:24:47] Speaker A: Very expensive to humans. But to Yorkies, that nigga don't.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: Yorkies is not running around the wild with lions and tigers and bears and shit.
[00:24:57] Speaker A: I guess.
[00:24:58] Speaker B: Cause I be damned if I come back a moose.
Imagine coming back a moose.
[00:25:06] Speaker A: Yeah, that'd be fucked up.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: You hear what I'm saying?
[00:25:08] Speaker A: They really have no value.
[00:25:09] Speaker B: Imagine coming back as a chicken.
[00:25:12] Speaker A: Nah, I don't wanna be a chicken.
[00:25:13] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[00:25:14] Speaker A: You won't even make it to the way. They gonna pump you full of hormones. And then you're gonna be at a wingstop now.
[00:25:20] Speaker B: And then your lights out, lights out, you come back as chicken. Lights out, instantly, boom. And don't be a good chicken. They gonna clone you and shit, you know?
[00:25:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:29] Speaker B: Like, then you gotta have eggs.
[00:25:31] Speaker A: If you had to come back as an animal.
[00:25:33] Speaker B: No, just. If you had to come back, what.
[00:25:35] Speaker A: Would you come back as?
[00:25:36] Speaker B: What are you coming back as? Cause there's other living things, plants.
[00:25:39] Speaker A: I Don't wanna be a plant.
[00:25:40] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:25:41] Speaker A: Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:25:42] Speaker B: I fuck plants.
[00:25:42] Speaker A: I don't wanna have to suck my water off the ground.
[00:25:44] Speaker B: You shouldn't wanna suck shit.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: That's great.
That's crazy.
[00:25:52] Speaker B: I'm clipping that. Yeah, that's. Yeah. What would you want to come back as though?
[00:25:58] Speaker A: All right, move on.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I move on.
[00:26:02] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:26:03] Speaker B: I don't even got the topics up, nigga. I don't know what's going on.
[00:26:06] Speaker A: I don't want to.
[00:26:07] Speaker B: All right, so now Complex dropped a list of top LA rappers and then following. I don't have much to say about that because I feel like this conversation comes up every year or maybe every other year. It's the same recycled arguments. It's the same recycled debates.
[00:26:24] Speaker A: They just want they traffic and I'm just over it.
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Well, I'm actually not mad at the companies for engagement, for building content that creates engagement.
I am mad that they're not doing it in a more creative way.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: I'll get better. Be better.
[00:26:41] Speaker B: Yes. So Punch made a good point.
Punch said the only.
I don't wanna quote him, but I believe the tweet said that these lists should be done in different eras.
[00:26:51] Speaker A: I agree with that and.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: Cause at some point, we gotta let Tupac and Biggie rest. Yeah, they gotta rest at some point. Like our deceased rappers. At some point they have to rest. We can't keep putting them. We can't keep talking about Tupac in the same conversation with yg.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: Mm, yeah, I agree. We gotta let.
[00:27:11] Speaker B: It's different errors, you know, we gotta let him breathe. And I feel like rap is the only place that they do this because nobody's putting lists together of retired athletes.
And the people that's currently.
[00:27:26] Speaker A: What's his name, they do do athlete lists.
[00:27:27] Speaker B: Anthony Edwards and Michael Jordan, they do do lists.
[00:27:30] Speaker A: But those lists are different than I'm messy.
[00:27:32] Speaker B: Huh? Cause I only know Anthony Edwards. Cause all that drama.
[00:27:36] Speaker A: It's the same thing as athletes, though. Like, you shouldn't be conflating the eras.
[00:27:43] Speaker B: Like.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: No, I agree. I agree with what Punch said. I'm just over the list thing. It do generate conversation. I just don't. I don't agree with the intent behind it. Like, it's for engagement if you actually wanted to. Like, I was talking to Elliot and Jeremy about that. Like. Like, everybody who's laughing at my tweet with B.it's like B. Wanted clarification. You didn't help him? No, he don't actually want clarification. He's being facetious. So anytime your intent is not pure, I'm logging off. So I just don't.
[00:28:09] Speaker B: Is that when you say you got it? Yeah, or something like that? I didn't even understand what he was talking about.
[00:28:13] Speaker A: Cause it wasn't real. He was just. It was just, you know, it was just some bullshit. But.
[00:28:17] Speaker B: Shout out to bdot. But he don't like us, right?
[00:28:20] Speaker A: He don't like West Coast. I don't think he, like, he does not. Like, I don't think that B Dot doesn't not like us. Like, I don't have a problem with B Dot. A lot of people think I do. My issue with B Dot is he's not honest about his POV most of the time. When it comes to. No, not most. Sometimes when it comes to the way he thinks and the way he views things, I don't believe that he's 100% transparent in the way that he presents. And that's my issue. Other than that, he cool. I have no problem with him.
[00:28:46] Speaker B: Well, shout out to bdot.
So then after that game, dropped his own list, and I actually did like games list. Yeah, I did like games list.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: I like that. He just was like, fuck it, I'll do it myself.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. And that did also build conversation. So after that, Big sad dropped the list and somebody else dropped the list. I apologize if I don't remember, but multiple people were kind of doing their own list. And that's the thing that I don't have an issue with is when it's when you're creating this stuff and it's just your perspective and how you feel. I've always said, like, when people ask me, like, what's your top five greatest of all time? My top five greatest of all time is different from the actual greatest of all time.
[00:29:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: Because my top five only literally only caters to my. Likes the music that I listen to and what's in my, you know, my daily rotation.
[00:29:40] Speaker A: And it's all opinion.
[00:29:42] Speaker B: Like, it's all opinion.
[00:29:43] Speaker A: But I didn't like the complex thing because it's some opinion from people who don't have nothing to do with us. Like, these are people that's not from here. There is somebody at complex that I do. I fuck with tough. And, you know, they're from here. But other than that, like, there's a lot of. It's just opinions. Like, you have an opinion. I got an opinion. You got your top five. I got my top. Like, it's all opinion based, so it don't actually matter.
[00:30:06] Speaker B: Has there ever been a time where a list dropped that people were not upset about?
[00:30:14] Speaker A: No. Every time a list dropped, it's just conversation.
[00:30:17] Speaker B: The Greatest Rapper of All Time list. The R and B list.
[00:30:21] Speaker A: The XXL Freshman year top female MCs list.
[00:30:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:26] Speaker A: Best albums all. When Apple dropped that shit.
A lot of dust.
[00:30:29] Speaker B: Right? Right.
[00:30:29] Speaker A: Lauryn Hill. The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is the best album of all time. That was like a big. That was a. We talked about it too, like for two weeks. That was a big.
That's what the lists are for, is to generate conversation, kick up dust and agitate people. Cool, whatever. But it's all opinion. I'm just over it at this point. Cause it's like our opinions are never going outline. It's still people that don't think you should be able to vote cause you're a woman. It's still people that think I shouldn't be able to vote cause I'm a black person.
So opinions are always just gonna be what they are. So whatever.
[00:31:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but shout out to everybody. Contributing to hip hop and keeping the conversation alive. I can't hate on that.
[00:31:08] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:31:08] Speaker B: I can't hate on that.
Shout outs. Another shout out to an amazing black woman, Issa Rae, Louisiana's home. She. Well, her film One of Them Days got renewed for a sequel.
[00:31:23] Speaker A: A sequel.
[00:31:23] Speaker B: Another One of Them Days.
[00:31:25] Speaker A: Sza Keke Palmer and.
Sza Keke Palmer and who do we. We had him on the show. He was in the movie. The first one.
[00:31:35] Speaker B: Perkins.
[00:31:36] Speaker A: Perkins. Dwayne Perkins.
[00:31:37] Speaker B: Dwayne Perkins.
[00:31:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Shout out to everybody. Man. On that project, what was dope is Gina brought it. Gina, you first came in here ranting and raving about how it's a dope LA story. It's the female version of Friday.
And then when I finally saw it, I was like, damn, this is really good. It's really true to la, even though Keke Palmer and SZ are both not from la.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah. They did a good job telling the LA story. What would've. I guess it's not my tea to tell, but you know the person that was supposed to play the boyfriend. No, take the camera off me. Put it on him.
Oh, he was supposed to play the boyfriend.
[00:32:13] Speaker A: Really?
[00:32:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:14] Speaker A: Oh, shit.
[00:32:15] Speaker B: And doesn't that just fit so perfect? Yeah, and that would have been amazing. So I hope, like I said, it's not my story to tell, so I'm not gonna tell y' all. I'll let that person do it when they do, you know, going. They press around and all that. But that would have been.
That would have sold the story more. That would have, you know, like. But the character did an amazing job. He did so good.
[00:32:37] Speaker A: Nah, he did really well.
[00:32:38] Speaker B: He was gangster as a motherfucker. And then he fit the whole. I used to be gangster. I'm real secretive and shit like that. James St. Patrick Shit. Like I'm real low and I'm secretive.
Cause I'm a firefighter, you know, Like. So that was.
[00:32:53] Speaker A: But he was like. But he like a real one though.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:32:55] Speaker A: Standing on business.
[00:32:56] Speaker B: He still one of them.
[00:32:57] Speaker A: He still one of them. But I got a job. But I'm like, don't get it.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: But I would have loved to see him in a role on there. Even if it's not that same character.
If he would. If they just put LA faces on there, period.
The same way.
Calmatic did an amazing job with both House Party and White Man Conjunct.
I feel like he did a good job casting LA faces and people that we're familiar with. You was in there, you know, and then even the like the locations like we was talking about earlier with one of them days, how there was landmarks, the churches.
Churches. Chicken.
[00:33:38] Speaker A: Yep. On what was that?
[00:33:39] Speaker B: 48Th in Crenshaw.
[00:33:40] Speaker A: Yep. I done been in that churches a couple times.
[00:33:42] Speaker B: You feel me?
[00:33:43] Speaker A: I used to get my hair cut right across the street from that churches.
[00:33:45] Speaker B: I just parked in that church. Cause I was going somewhere else over there.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah, man. Yeah. I think the location's always a good like third character of the movie.
[00:33:57] Speaker B: It makes me feel a part of the story.
[00:33:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:00] Speaker B: Like how we was talking about forever. Like you was watching forever. Like how we said we know where Keysha House is at. So it's like just watching it. Even the school she went to. Yeah, we know the school, you know. So it's like it just make you feel that much more a part of the story.
So sweet. Life was the reality show that was Easter Race reality show. It was on hbo. Max. They are returning and they're gonna be on own.
[00:34:23] Speaker A: Shout out to Oprah Winfrey's network on own. The OWN network. Issa Rae is definitely the next version of what I look at. Oprah was as far as like mogul being multi platform, having different entities, businesses, ventures, putting other.
That's the only other thing. I don't know how many people that Oprah really empowered in front of the camera. I'm not gonna say behind the scenes she probably put hella people on. But in when it comes to. In front of that camera, I know Tyler Perry put people on in certain ways. Issa Rae's like, they do it intentionally. Like, I'm finna put this person in position. I'm finna like, you know, so Issa Rae is one of them. She's a real one.
[00:35:03] Speaker B: Yeah. So that coming back is good.
That was another show that Suite Life had a lot of LA and Inglewood natives shout out to Tyler, shout out to pj.
You know, pj. Yeah, yeah. So they're on there, and they are like, I always see all of the cast together, like. Yeah. And if it's not the full cast, then it's like a few of them, like, you know, like two or three or something like that.
A lot of the cast. Well, not a lot of the cast, but there are a few real couples that are couples on the show, and they're couples in real life. One of them just got married. It was on the COVID of. What was that? People magazine.
[00:35:41] Speaker A: Essence.
[00:35:42] Speaker B: It was Essence. It was Essence magazines. I think it was Essence, but congratulations to them, too. So that's dope that the show is returning. I do remember people in the city being upset when it didn't get renewed.
[00:35:54] Speaker A: And there's a lot of shows not getting renewed. Yeah, there's a lot of shows that be like, all right, you got your season off. You're done. Vince Staples show is coming back, season two. I'm glad to see my people coming back with another season. Vince, I need a role, bro.
[00:36:08] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[00:36:10] Speaker A: I need to call him.
[00:36:11] Speaker B: Call him right now.
[00:36:12] Speaker A: I think they done don't call him.
[00:36:14] Speaker B: But, yeah, we need. I just want to be in the background double dutching.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: That's it.
[00:36:17] Speaker B: That's it.
[00:36:18] Speaker A: I feel you.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: Or remember. Remember how we didn't know that Quan was on the show until, like, the third episode? I mean, we knew, but it wasn't revealed until, like, the third or second episode. But it's like you just knew the voice.
[00:36:31] Speaker A: I knew the voice.
[00:36:31] Speaker B: Just put my fat ass lips on the phone. You feel me? Like, just like you bitch ass. I can play a hell of a baby mama.
[00:36:38] Speaker A: I can see that.
[00:36:39] Speaker B: You can see me playing a baby mama. I could play a hell of a baby mama. Speaking of baby mamas, I could.
[00:36:44] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:36:45] Speaker B: Duke, Dennis.
Now all of everything that I'm finna say is alleged because I don't know. And I don't like putting narratives on people because I know how that feels. So I will never do that to anybody. But the Streets.
And by streets, I mean Twitter the streams. Cause he's a streamer.
They saying that he got about.
Okay, I was finna say 9, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13.
Okay, 13 baby mamas. And then according to this post, it's. Oh, I just put all them extra bitches on him.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:37:24] Speaker B: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 baby mamas. I doubled it up. Cause I didn't realize it was pictures of babies underneath.
[00:37:31] Speaker A: Alleged.
[00:37:31] Speaker B: Alleged. Yeah. And then they say one of them is in jail.
[00:37:35] Speaker A: The baby mama.
[00:37:36] Speaker B: Yeah, it say serving 10 years. I don't know.
This post that we're looking at was posted from a not so credible source. So we're not even gonna tell you who the person is. But I did see for myself multiple women making videos saying, yes, I'm also Duke Dennis, baby mama.
Here's his kid that he doesn't, you know, like take care of and stuff. And then I was just thinking, I'm like, we were not in the room with them. We don't know the behind the scenes conversation. Like we don't know any internal conversation with them. So we don't know who's accurate and who's, you know, lying or whatever.
[00:38:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:14] Speaker B: But I was thinking, like, that's how I feel about Kofi.
[00:38:18] Speaker A: Mm.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: Cause I'm also Kofi baby mama.
[00:38:22] Speaker A: Is that right?
[00:38:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:24] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:38:24] Speaker B: We got like four kids together in my head.
[00:38:27] Speaker A: Okay, well, I'm looking at the scale, and again, I'm only looking at California. So this is according to childsupport.ca.gov which is an official government website for California Child Support Services.
One child is 20% of net income. Two children is 40% of net income. Three children is 50% of net income. So I don't even know what the fuck seven kids is net income. Cause three, two times. Cause two times three is six.
So that means if you have six kids, that's 100% of your net income based on this scale from the official white people website.
And I'm trying to do the math, you know what I'm saying?
[00:39:09] Speaker B: But you gotta claim the kids.
[00:39:12] Speaker A: I understand that. But if you get put on child support in the state of California with three kids, that's automatic 50% of your income just off rip. So if you make 100k a year, the state takes $50,000 a year just off rip for child support. And that's with three kids. So seven is like 125% based on this scale.
[00:39:34] Speaker B: Well, one of the girls said that she couldn't even get him to pay for the abortion.
So she allegedly, she posted all her conversations with him and basically he was kind of giving her the run around, like, oh, I'm send it. I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that, whatever.
[00:39:51] Speaker A: I ain't gonna lie. I don't have a problem paying. You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:54] Speaker B: Abortions is free.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: You.
[00:39:55] Speaker B: They are no give her her money.
[00:39:59] Speaker A: Nah, fuck that. What happened? What you mean?
[00:40:02] Speaker B: Wait, they out here lying to y' all.
[00:40:04] Speaker A: They free. How you get them for free?
Why she laugh? How you get them for free?
[00:40:10] Speaker B: I'm not dirty macking no bitch.
I want all the girls to get they money. Nah, bro, I'm not saying it. Hey, I said what I said.
[00:40:18] Speaker A: Hey, man, listen. How you get them?
[00:40:20] Speaker B: And it also depend on what state you in California.
[00:40:23] Speaker A: How you get them for free in California?
[00:40:25] Speaker B: You tell Planned Parenthood that you don't.
[00:40:27] Speaker A: Have insurance and they abort it for free.
[00:40:30] Speaker B: Bro, I'm a media personality now. Like, I have to. I can't be saying shit like this.
Like, I can't be saying stuff like this. Allegedly. I heard.
I don't know.
But I mean, it's a come up. I mean, most of the time bitches are saying they pregnant. They not even pregnant. They just getting the money from y' all.
But. But guess. But guess what's cheap though.
Guess what? Cost less than doctors.
[00:40:57] Speaker A: How long they been free?
More than three years.
[00:41:02] Speaker B: I haven't gotten an abortion within three years.
I know people who've gotten abortions this year.
[00:41:10] Speaker A: Were they free before 20? 20.
[00:41:13] Speaker B: Before 2020, yeah. Yes.
[00:41:16] Speaker A: Get the fuck out of here.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: But hey, but hey, but hey, it shouldn't even get to the abortion state. It shouldn't even get to that phase of the relationship.
Because you know what? $60 at CVS.
A plan B.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: Now you can get the over the counter one. That one. $40, I think, right?
[00:41:38] Speaker B: It depend on. It's a range. Some of them is 59, some of them is 40. But guess where they $18 at?
[00:41:44] Speaker A: Where?
[00:41:45] Speaker B: Kaiser.
[00:41:47] Speaker A: With no insurance.
[00:41:48] Speaker B: No insurance?
[00:41:49] Speaker A: Well, you can just pull up and be like, let me get one of the $18.
[00:41:52] Speaker B: Okay? I'm not trying to spread false propaganda, okay? So I am a member. I'm a member service member. What'd they say? Member services.
I'm a service member of Kaiser.
So I'm gonna assume that they just automatically assume that I have. That you got Kaiser, that I have insurance. But I've never been carded when I go up there to buy them for my friends.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: What for My friends, man, let's move on, bro.
[00:42:22] Speaker B: But then.
But I've also paid $8 Groupon. I've. No, just. Just wear condoms.
[00:42:30] Speaker A: Nah, I get that.
[00:42:31] Speaker B: Or pull out quicker.
[00:42:32] Speaker A: I get all of that.
[00:42:35] Speaker B: It shouldn't even get to the.
[00:42:36] Speaker A: Definitely need to have a conversation.
[00:42:38] Speaker B: No, don't go back on talking about. Cause then you gonna have the bitch looking at me like, why the fuck would she even tell you that?
I don't need no bitches thinking I'm dirty macking on them. Like, I'm not. You know, we might have to mute a lot of shit on here.
[00:42:49] Speaker A: Nah, we ain't mute.
[00:42:50] Speaker B: This motherfucker ain't coming out till Tuesday.
[00:42:52] Speaker A: Nah, nigga, fuck that.
[00:42:53] Speaker B: They can't have me dirty macking the girls, man.
[00:42:55] Speaker A: Anyway, shout out to Duke Dennis.
Hope that King figure it out.
[00:43:00] Speaker B: But I mean, hey, it's not traditional to wake up the next day and go get that pill.
[00:43:10] Speaker A: Traditional?
I wouldn't call it a tradition.
[00:43:14] Speaker B: Well, you should make it a tradition.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: Tradition is crazy.
[00:43:17] Speaker B: So you can stop getting scammed.
[00:43:20] Speaker A: I'm not getting scammed no more.
[00:43:21] Speaker B: You out here getting scammed.
[00:43:22] Speaker A: I'm just saying, like, before 2020, they was free.
Like 2019, they was free.
[00:43:28] Speaker B: Okay, so what you mean you shooting the club up and you just leaving the bodies there?
[00:43:33] Speaker A: Hell no.
No. Mm, mm, mm, mm.
[00:43:39] Speaker B: Like, you're supposed to go clean them bodies up immediately. You don't need a body, J.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: So peep game, Right? What if you go to a concert and you ain't got the right credential?
[00:43:47] Speaker B: Mm.
[00:43:48] Speaker A: It's a group of us.
[00:43:49] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:43:50] Speaker A: A group of us might not make it through the barricade. We can sneak one through.
[00:43:55] Speaker B: So if one gets snuck through that barricade, it's another security that's gonna come snatch your ass up.
[00:44:02] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But I didn't know.
[00:44:04] Speaker B: 24 hours. I didn't know that they got a 24 hour. They got a 48 hours. They got a 72 hours security.
Yes. It don't. It's. It's. It's precautions.
[00:44:12] Speaker A: Big, big ass niggas.
[00:44:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Come wipe everybody out.
We can really shut the whole concert down.
[00:44:19] Speaker A: N'll think we crazy something wrong with both of us.
[00:44:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, you. Hey, I don't even play.
I don't play.
I'm actually canceling the show.
Whole show canceled.
[00:44:35] Speaker A: Street sweeper.
[00:44:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:44:40] Speaker B: Okay, so Trump and the first homeboy is beefing all over the town.
[00:44:45] Speaker A: The girlies are fighting.
[00:44:46] Speaker B: Yes. Like them niggas need to get in the booth.
[00:44:49] Speaker A: Hey, you know what? Like, people's like. Cause I'm, you know, I was telling. I'm trying to educate people. At the same time, I'm entertaining people. Like, you always gotta take the fun out of shit. But your little tweets and my. It's like, bro, you talking about the richest nigga in the world and the president of the free world beefing publicly. This is not good for nobody.
You know what I'm saying? Both of these niggas. I was gonna say a word. We can't use no more. Both of these men have no. Both of these men are. They have issues. Both of them are megalomaniacs. Both of them are extremely.
They have big egos.
[00:45:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:45:26] Speaker A: And you know what I'm saying? Not the Beyonce shit I'm talking about. These fools are. They are egomaniacs and they are beefing on a public. On a public forum where it's like, bro, like, Trump is just saying whatever the fuck he want to say.
Elon is like, well, if he's going to do, then Trump was like, well, fuck it, we'll pull all this funding.
And Elon, well, fuck it, if you pulling my funding, that includes the space program, so how you gonna get your astronauts?
[00:45:50] Speaker B: So they really is like, that's what I'm saying.
[00:45:51] Speaker A: Like, people like, ah, this is crazy, nigga. This nigga, what do you mean? This is not funny. Like, you talking about, like, Trump is like, well, pull his funding. Okay, well, that's like a whole workforce getting laid off. Like, imagine they was like, well, you know what? Fuck it. We don't need radio. Let's get rid of SiriusXM. Nigga, that's a big ass company. Everybody out of a job, right? Boom. And Trump, I mean, Elon is like, well, fuck it, if you gonna take radio out, that means we take the radio out of every car or whatever the fuck, and now we just get rid of cars. And it's like, bro, this is not Monopoly, nigga. This is real life.
And that's really what's going on. He like, yeah, well, I saw Elon's tweet. Like, well, if President Trump wants to cut the funding or whatever he said, he's like, well, that includes a space program, so good luck with that. Means we're gonna start dismantling the spaceships we've been building for you. It's like, bro, what? Yeah, that's what I'm trying.
[00:46:44] Speaker B: I'm cracking like that on Twitter.
[00:46:46] Speaker A: It's cracking like, these niggas is tripping.
[00:46:49] Speaker B: I gotta go down Elon. Timeline.
[00:46:50] Speaker A: Elon is on one. And I'm just like, bro, this ain't. I get it. People's, like, entertained. But I'm like, bro, this shit's some real shit. Like, these niggas are billionaires.
[00:46:58] Speaker B: Hey, we been saying it since we stepped in this far. First episode. America is ghetto.
[00:47:04] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a whole. Yeah.
[00:47:05] Speaker B: Anyway, to quote the Coast Guard, my brother DJ Head, America's a Tubi movie, bro.
[00:47:11] Speaker A: It's crazy.
[00:47:12] Speaker B: But them niggas need to just do baddies.
[00:47:15] Speaker A: Can you imagine Trump and Elon on baddies.
[00:47:18] Speaker B: I need them N on. They have a daylight.
[00:47:20] Speaker A: Hey, tell Natalie to call them niggas.
[00:47:21] Speaker B: They got a show called Bad Boys.
[00:47:24] Speaker A: Tell Natalie to call them.
[00:47:25] Speaker B: They need to do that. Or one of them needs to drop a diss track.
[00:47:28] Speaker A: They ain't doing that.
[00:47:29] Speaker B: But they've been doing ghetto shit. Did you see the US Secretary of Education?
Can't count in front of all these people.
[00:47:36] Speaker A: Bitch up there sounding like me, was that Linda McMahon?
[00:47:40] Speaker B: She. Yeah.
And then. Do you. I didn't know that that was McMahon from wrestling.
[00:47:45] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:47:46] Speaker B: I only know McMahon from that.
[00:47:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that was his wife.
[00:47:49] Speaker B: That nigga over there hiring homies.
[00:47:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what they've been doing.
[00:47:53] Speaker B: They just hiring people.
[00:47:54] Speaker A: They just running it up. Yeah. I don't know what's gonna happen. But Trump also mentioned dismantling, like, Elon's his group or whatever. Cause Doge is now a real government. It's not even a government. Doge is actually a real entity. It's Department of Government Efficiency.
That's the company. That's the branch of the government that Elon, quote, unquote, runs. They like, well, let's get rid of that. And it's like, after you just gave him full access to classified everybody's data in the country and all of this, you gave him free run. Now it's like, well, just get rid of it. It's like, bro, what you think is gonna happen to everybody's information and every. Like, this ain't cool. You know what I'm saying?
[00:48:35] Speaker B: They are over there freestyling.
[00:48:37] Speaker A: They freestyling. I've been telling y' all niggas for, what, years that Trump is a freestyle champion.
[00:48:42] Speaker B: Trump is over there doing what the fuck he wanna do.
[00:48:44] Speaker A: And, yeah, both of them are.
[00:48:45] Speaker B: Yeah, but shout out to them.
Well, we got three years left.
[00:48:51] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I don't know. Trump has said that he wanted to be the last president or some shit.
[00:48:55] Speaker B: He said, but you know what I feel like?
No matter what Democratic Party you're a part of, people have been affected by the changes that were made. Hell, yeah. And the things that he's taken away or removed funding from.
So I feel like people are now starting to see, no matter what party you're a part of, the decisions that the person you're in favor of is also going to affect you. No matter how much money you make. Yeah, well, not. No matter how much money you make for the people who have less than the rich, but are in favor of them because of certain, you know, like certain things that they wanted to put into place, certain policies they were trying to put into place.
[00:49:33] Speaker A: All this stuff affects everybody.
[00:49:35] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:49:36] Speaker A: And it ain't just about you, champ.
[00:49:37] Speaker B: That's why I don't see. Did you see two?
I know we gotta go, but the. What is it called? The Big Bill?
[00:49:46] Speaker A: The Big Bill.
[00:49:47] Speaker B: It's called the Big Bill or like the something bill.
That's the one that they said Congress passed. And Congress said that they didn't even get a chance to.
[00:49:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, the one about the. It was a mandate for electric vehicles.
[00:50:00] Speaker B: So Elon. There's a clip of Trump talking about this back and forth between him and Elon, and Elon quoted it on X and he said, this is a lie.
He said this was written. I don't wanna quote him incorrectly, but I believe he said something like this was written so quick and passed so quick that I didn't get to see it. And Congress also didn't get to see it. So I feel like the decisions that Trump is making, I don't think that all of his people, like, we seeing what's going on with him and Elon publicly.
[00:50:32] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: Imagine what's happening internally behind the scenes. People are probably about to start turning.
[00:50:36] Speaker A: On him for sure.
[00:50:37] Speaker B: So I don't think that that last president shit like.
[00:50:41] Speaker A: Oh, you said you don't think it's the. Okay, I get what you.
[00:50:43] Speaker B: No, no, no. I think that he might be.
[00:50:44] Speaker A: But they turned on him last time and then he came back. He's a convicted felon.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: But. Yeah, that's crazy. I still don't understand how he got back to a job that he got.
[00:50:53] Speaker A: Fired from this shit. Ghetto.
So, you know.
[00:50:57] Speaker B: Hey, but you see how they're just casually discussing World War Three, bro.
[00:51:03] Speaker A: It's ghetto. I keep telling people everything. Ain't Glasses Malone told me over 10 years ago. Cause I used to walk around making fun of people, shooting jokes. It wasn't bullying. It was just my version of being a prankster. And he used to tell me, hey, listen, head, everybody ain't playing.
Everybody ain't playing. And that's when I stopped doing that shit to everybody.
[00:51:25] Speaker B: That's the worst prank you did that. You, like, you just had to, like.
That's where you just have to draw the line.
[00:51:30] Speaker A: I made the homie think he caught something from a girl.
[00:51:34] Speaker B: What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:51:36] Speaker A: It was a prank. I thought it was hilarious.
[00:51:37] Speaker B: How long did you let the prank go on?
[00:51:39] Speaker A: About two days.
[00:51:41] Speaker B: Two days?
[00:51:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, no, that ain't the worst.
I made this girl I went to prom with, I made her think that she got accepted to a university. She.
[00:51:49] Speaker B: No, that's not worse than the std.
[00:51:51] Speaker A: It was. It was worse.
[00:51:53] Speaker B: Well. Cause that's when you printed up the letters and all of that.
[00:51:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I did. Yeah.
[00:51:56] Speaker B: That was a more detailed.
[00:51:58] Speaker A: I didn't print out the letters, but, yeah, I made. Yeah, it was bad.
[00:52:01] Speaker B: Cause that would make me want to get down with you to make you feel good.
[00:52:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I did some bad stuff.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: Why? Why?
[00:52:07] Speaker A: Just for entertainment.
[00:52:08] Speaker B: And it's really funny to you.
[00:52:10] Speaker A: It was funny at the time with.
[00:52:11] Speaker B: The homie and the std. Did anybody else think it was funny, or were you just on a. On your own?
[00:52:16] Speaker A: No. Cause his mom end up.
[00:52:19] Speaker B: His mama knew.
[00:52:20] Speaker A: Yeah. His mom ended up getting the message. And so she kicked his door in at, like, in the morning, and they sat and cried together. And he told her everything he ever did with who. It was bad.
[00:52:32] Speaker B: Are y' all friends?
[00:52:33] Speaker A: No, not because of that, but we not. Yeah, it wasn't because of that, but, no, we not friends right now.
[00:52:41] Speaker B: Okay, so what you say? I'm just playing. Did you have to explain to his mom?
[00:52:44] Speaker A: I had to. Yeah. I don't think his mom fucked with me the same after that.
[00:52:48] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:52:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, so Glasses, you tell me, like, hey, everybody ain't playing head. And so, you know, I chill out. So this to the point is everybody laughing and it's like, everybody ain't playing. Like, niggas think that it's all fun and games until n start shooting. And you know what I'm saying? Some shit get the cracking off.
[00:53:12] Speaker B: You got me rethinking this shinsia shit.
[00:53:15] Speaker A: What?
[00:53:16] Speaker B: Nothing.
[00:53:17] Speaker A: What shinsia shit?
[00:53:19] Speaker B: Nothing.
[00:53:19] Speaker A: What'd she do?
[00:53:20] Speaker B: She didn't do nothing.
[00:53:21] Speaker A: I shouldn't holler at her.
[00:53:24] Speaker B: You should do whatever you want to do.
[00:53:27] Speaker A: All right, well, make sure you comment and, like, you dangerous. I am.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: I'm so scared of you right now.
[00:53:34] Speaker A: Oh, the shinsia prank.
The atmosphere. That's why Silas was like, hey, just so you know, like, this nigga play different. You know what I'm saying? Like, anyway, I'm still waiting.
Like, comment.
[00:53:47] Speaker B: I will super glue your laptop together.
[00:53:49] Speaker A: That's fine.
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[00:54:09] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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[00:54:24] Speaker A: Yes. Go get that.
[00:54:25] Speaker B: And if you watching this on a Saturday play, it's Saturdays Diggy iggy.
[00:54:30] Speaker A: Oo, ooh, it's sticky? Icky, sticky, icky, icky? They talking about weed.
[00:54:36] Speaker B: Oh, really?
[00:54:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, Waking and baking system on blast. Got me a got a girl? Yeah, it's sticky, icky, icky? Ooh, ooh, it's sticky? They're talking about.
[00:54:46] Speaker B: Nevermind that motherfucker. Bang.
[00:54:48] Speaker A: You shout out to Ludacris. It's effective immediately. Thank you for watching.
